The oil well cap is fine.
The relief well is fine.
The new BP CEO is fine
The ocean is fine.
The stories about the old munitions dumps blowing up the methane build up…well forget that, it’s all fine.
You see, the Gulf is fine.
The plants, animals and seafood are all fine.
BP’s stock will be fine too.
It’s all fine. Everything is fine.
Got it?
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And who decided everything was fine?
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BP May Drill Again Near Runaway Gulf of Mexico Oil Well
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NOAA News (10 Aug 10)