Alex Jones, Guns, Piers Morgan and My Penis – Part One: Alex Jones Versus Downton Abbey

By Greg Palast

Alex Jones is right. Deport Piers Morgan. NOW. Send him back. In chains.

But not because Piers doesn’t believe in the Second Amendment to the US Constitution. (I mean, really, who gives a shit what Piers Morgan believes?) Piers Morgan should be turned over to Scotland Yard forthwith because he’s a criminal. And because of what he said about my penis, which we’ll get to later.