Bank Of America Holds Patent On ‘Changing Your Emotions’ During Customer Service Call

By The Daily Bail

Systems and methods for inducing a change in a human physiological characteristic.

Read the Patent Application HERE

We wonder, do they also have patents on the following:

  • Ken Lewis’ genius decision to buy Countrywide and assume billions in liability.
  • Having the worst customer service of any U.S. bank.
  • Overpaying for Merrill Lynch.
  • Robbing shareholders.
  • Using Repo 105s to hide true balance sheet exposures.
  • Foreclosing on homeowners in violation of 400-year-old contract law.
  • Destroying lives.

We’re certain there are more, but we’ll leave it to readers to complete the rest of the BofA patent portfolio in comments.

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