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Sh** Happens in World Religions:

Taoism
Sh** happens

Confucianism
Confucius say, “Sh** happens.”

Buddhism
If sh** happens, it’s not really sh**.

Zen-Buddhism
What is the sound of sh** happening?

Hinduism
This sh** has happened before.

Islam
If sh** happens, it is the will of Allah.

Protestantism
Let sh** happen to someone else.

Catholicism
If sh** happens, you deserved it.

Judaism
Why does this sh** happen to us?

Solari Inc.
Is this sh** funny, or what?