Sh** Happens in World Religions:
Taoism
Sh** happens
Confucianism
Confucius say, “Sh** happens.â€
Buddhism
If sh** happens, it’s not really sh**.
Zen-Buddhism
What is the sound of sh** happening?
Hinduism
This sh** has happened before.
Islam
If sh** happens, it is the will of Allah.
Protestantism
Let sh** happen to someone else.
Catholicism
If sh** happens, you deserved it.
Judaism
Why does this sh** happen to us?
Solari Inc.
Is this sh** funny, or what?